I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*
Im gonna invent powdered toes
honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail
*immigrant song plays while thor beats the absolute shit outta bad guys with his new sick ass hammer in Avengers 4*
steve: where is that song even coming from?
thor: i have no idea. this has been going on for days
loki, holding up some speakers blasting the song while cloaked: this is gonna be so funny when thor realizes i’m not dead
Draw your group of friends together but each person is the animal they most resemble personality wise.
